1. I read the personal ads on Craigslist ALL the time. Seriously, have you checked them out? They're hilarious! Luckily, Mr. Darling is totally secure and knows I would never cheat on him, so it's not a problem. Once I wrote a list of tips of what not to write in a personal ad and posted it on the craigslist personals. Several guys called me a b*tch, and several more asked me on a date. (I wasn't single, so I didn't take anyone up on that.) I'll have to try to recreate the list sometime.
6. I played the violin for nine years, but I haven't touched it for at least 6 years; if I played now, you might be able to recognize "Mary Had a Little Lamb" if I tried very, very hard.