So, I've totally been slacking on blogging for the past week or two. Sorry about that, gorgeous fellow bloggers! I've got a lot on my plate at the moment, but that doesn't mean I should neglect you. I'm sorry! Please forgive me!
Even though I've been a blog slacker for the past week, I can't neglect the awkwardness that is Tuesday. This one is an oldie but a goodie.
Way back in my elementary school days, my siblings and I went to a pediatrician who totally sucked (seriously, she was awful - she was a wannabe psychologist who attributed all of our health problems to some imagined emotional trauma inflicted on us by our mom. When I was getting stomach aches every day, the pediatrician asked if my stomach hurt because I was sad that my mommy "left me" every day to go to work. Turns out I was lactose intolerant. So not only did she ignore my actual problem, she made my mom feel like crap. She was the worst.) Anyway, the pediatrician sucked, but her nurse was pretty great. She had long, long, looong hair, which I thought was the most glamorous, beautiful thing ever. That has nothing to do with anything, but I shared it anyway...
On one particular visit to the pediatrician (perhaps the one where she attributed my headaches to stress caused by my mom - I actually had a sinus infection), I had to give a urine sample. The pretty nurse with the extremely long hair walked me to the bathroom and told me that I needed to go to the potty. Being the extremely agreeable child that I was, I promptly ran over to the toilet, sat down, and... fell in.
Someone had left the toilet seat up, and in my haste to cooperate with the nurse, I failed to notice that. She laughed until she about died, and I was drenched and mortified. Luckily, I didn't catch any strange communicable diseases from the toilet, because I'm sure the pediatrician would've had a field day blaming them on my mother. I am officially the poster child for why men should put the seat down after using the bathroom.
Ok, your turn - share an awkward moment, old or new, on your own blog. Link back to my blog so that others can join in the awkward fun, and then link to your blog below.
Oh dear... as some of you pointed out, Mr. Linky is MIA. I definitely included it, but when I scrolled down, ALL of my Mr. Linkys have disappeared, and their website is down. So, it's apparently a problem with that site. If you wanna share an awkward story, just link to it in the comments, and I'll post your link in the body of this post.
Ok... it looks like Mr. Linky is back. Post away!