One thing that I wish I'd done while I was pregnant is stock up on everything I might ever need for at least a year, because Baby Darling really, really hates being in the car and in his stroller, so going shopping is a pain in the rump. (Yes, I said rump.) What keeps happening is that I go to the store and then Baby D starts to freak out, so I try to hurry, and I end up forgetting something important... like a card for my brother's wedding. I have a box of greeting cards at home that always has a card for every occasion except the one I currently need one for, so sometimes a girl's gotta be creative.
So here are Tova's helpful tips for greeting cards that can be used as wedding cards in a pinch:
Congratulations on your new baby...that you might have in nine months, unless you're on birth control, in which case, nevermind.
You're expecting! ...A life full of happiness as husband and wife.
In deepest sympathy... to all of the singles whose hearts will be broken now that you two are off the market.
Thank you... for the free food and alcohol that you gave us at your wedding reception.
Wishing you the best on your birthday... which is a few months from now, and also on your wedding day, which is today.
We'll miss you... while you're on your honeymoon.
Happy Anniversary... is what I'll be saying to you one year from now.
Thinking of you... because I am currently at your wedding.
Any more you can think of will, I'm sure, be extremely helpful to us all.